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| In the sweatshop, cheap beer is the only sustenance provided. |
Introducing House Money, the #1 factory elf at Creeps, Inc. When she is not working, she sleeps under a troll bridge and slurps algae from rocks, Gollum-style, while muttering "my preeeeccciousss."
In her free time, she enjoys clipping her toenails, cleaning up cat vomit, and muttering off-handed comments to the CEO.
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| House Money - Factory Elf |
This is House Money hard at work. She has been working 16 hours straight without any breaks.
