Meet the Administration

The CEO in his natural habitat

Introducing the CEO of Creeps, Inc. - the well-traveled, well-read, well-to-do founder of our illustrious enterprise. His name is Money Cat, but prefers to be addressed as Rolo McFlurry.  The idea for Creeps, Inc began as a seed in his brain when he was a wee lad, travelling through the moors of Scotland. When he came back to the States, he searched for the perfect factory elf who would work for cake and signed a release to never take a break.

His dreams came true when he interviewed House Money. She was living under a bridge, eating algae. To her, cake seemed like a luxury few could afford. She immediately accepted the position.

While Money Cat is enjoying his coffee and cigarette, House Money is diligently at work wondering when she will get her next piece of cake.