The CEO steps down...

Pretty, pretty seahorse

...to try his hand at the shit life with the lowly factory elf. Will this now be a thing? All signs point to yes. Actually, that was the plan all along, but everybody knows how life gets in the way. Pretty seahorse!

Fell in love with a girl and she sucked.

Tired of cutting words out of magazines to send a message to that not-so-special-anymore someone? That's cool, we did it for you this time!

Pittsburgh as Fuck

Pittsburgh: fuck other cities

At Creeps, Inc. we <3 Pittsburgh. As such, we have decided to introduce a Steel City themed product line to our otherwise off-color selection.

This card was lovingly crafted with textured and flocked card stock. It is living proof that passive-aggression can be beautiful. The outside is innocuous enough, but the inside reads, "fuck other cities." At Creeps, Inc., that is a value we wholeheartedly espouse.

We <3 Pittsburgh

These earrings are pretty and 100% non-offensive. (Can you tell who was behind this idea)? I made these using PMC (precious metal clay) which fires into fine silver after being baked in a kiln at 1290 degrees F. After firing, the metal is oxidized and polished to a mirror-like shine. Since I am part crow and cannot resist shiny things, these are right up my alley.

Keep checking our Etsy for more Pittsburgh-themed wares. We have a few things in the making, but it's a surprise!